Top Fives by Preston
Top Five Things you could do as a greeter at PetSmart
5. As customers leave with their new dog, act as a customs officer and tell them "You can't have that dog, he's our subsitute drug dog!"
4. Pick the patrons pockets as they walk through the door.
3. Give people pet laxitives and tell them "These are our best vitamins. We recommend three pills a day!"
2. Offer families a pit bull. Tell them they love children.
...and the number on thing you could do as a greeter at PetSmart...
1. Make the customers feel right at home by teaching them to use a Poop-Scoop!
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