Top Fives by Preston
Intro by Preston: A weatherman here in Wichita keeps interrupting regular broadcasting to talk about the weather hundreds of miles from here. So here are the...
Top Five Signs that your local weatherman is a little too gung-ho
5. "We have over fourteen inches of snow heading our way from Switzerland!"
4. "They've just issued a tornado warning for southeast Asia!"
3. "If you live in east Germany you might want to take your umbrella with you today."
2. "There are a number of major thunderstorms developing over the Suez Canal!"
...and the number one sign that your local weatherman is a little too gung-ho...
1. "We have satellite images of a giant hurricane heading inland from Isreal."
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